Sunday, March 22, 2009

Girl's Dictionary

G I R L S   D I C T I O N A R Y

I got this article via email from a friend of mine. It is funny,
 somehow I find it is very true.

1. Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right 
and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a 1/2 hour. 
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more 
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, 
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing 
usually end in fine.

4 . Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement 
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you 
are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and 
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. 
That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and 
when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever
Is a women's way of saying f**k you!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a 
man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 
'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

So, women out there, don't you think this is true? And gentlemen, I bet you had never think 
of these hidden meaning. Well, we really speak different language.


FARIE said...

200% agreed..
n aku salah sowg yg slalu gn those killer words tuh..

btw, salam singgah..

cik syazni said...


Hey, kite salu prktik those things...haha!

YuNyLoveSYou said...

mmg sgt betol! sad laa tapinyer... laki haram tak paham!!! penat jeeee... kekee... nak curi boleh takkk??? best gakkk...

melon. said...

totally true.
paling menyampah bila dgr "whatever".

ASYRAF A said...

quite damn true..

Nur Azni Syafiqah said...

hahaa. memang betul kan girls dictionary nih

Robert said...

owh ok..
now i know y..